“I Will Not Take The Crown Off Until Someone Else Wins The National Championship" - Dave Portnoy

His words, not mine. He said no one gets the crown until someone else wins the National Championship. Well, the Buckeyes won and (shockingly) he didn't come to stream it, so I let myself into his office and took it myself.

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