Let's Take A Minute And Thank Greg Zuerlein For His Amazing 54 Yard Game Winning Field Goal That Got Us To This Point
I accidentally got 2.8 million views with a typo in my tweet but WHATEVER. None of this is possible *WITHOUT a god named Greg Zuerlein! Greg the Leg baby!!! Thank you Greg, from the bottom of my heart, and every Commanders fan around the world's heart. If you ever need a tire changed, call me. If you ever need a kidney, call me, I got an extra just for you. If you ever need a cold beer, a shoulder to cry on, or just some good ol fashioned ball talk, I'm just a phone call away. Anything Greg Zuerlein wants, I shall give, no questions asked. Because without that 54 yard field goal from the heavens, we win that stupid fucking game vs the Jets and may not get Jayden Daniels. So much had to go right, or wrong, for that to happen. Remember right before that when Crowder "accidentally" fumbled the kickoff return? Hero.
We all remember where we were when that field goal split the uprights. I was at the airport bar in Fort Lauderdale, Florida eating the worst cajun chicken sandwich this side of the Mississippi. But it was worth the $23 and the stomach ache. I'd eat that disgusting cajun chicken sandwich every day if it meant Jayden Daniels plays like this forever.
Being 1 game away from the Super Bowl feels like a fever dream now. To go from the Ron Rivera era to this current Jayden Daniels/Dan Quinn/Kliff Kingsbury/Adam Peters era in one season does not feel real in the slightest. It's bizarre to think the team is currently prepping for an NFC Championship Game, playing a team we beat in the regular season, no less, after going into Detroit and whooping their asses, no less! I don't want this season to end, so hey, why not one more miracle? In Greg Zuerlein we trust!