This Ohio State Team Will Go Down In The Record Books With The Greatest Resume In College Football History

So I slept in the office last night, and I was completely unaware of how cold it would get. I couldn't find any blankets so I ended up having to use some of the 15 new shirts we just put on sale in the Barstool Store for the 9-time National Champion Ohio State Buckeyes.

Anyways, as I'm sitting here taking my morning shit after brushing my teeth using some of the scraps from Surviving Barstool, and I just scrolled across the final AP Poll of the Year.

Wait, so Ohio State is #1…..and then we beat Notre Dame (#2), and we beat Oregon (#3), and we beat Texas (#4), and we beat Penn State (#5), and we beat Tennessee (#9), and we beat Indiana (#10). Folks, I'm not trying to be a homer here, but the facts are facts: that is the greatest resume in College Football History. And no one can say anything about it!