Team Captain Jabrill Peppers Admitting to Cocaine Possession is a Yet Another Terrible Look for the 2024 Patriots
As it Looks Likely Aaron Glenn is Taking the Jets Job, One AFC Exec 'Can't Think of One' Team Interested in Aaron Rodgers 'and All That Comes With That'
Logan and Jake Paul Ushered in a New Era of Presidential Inaugurals by Dumping Theo Von Out of His Chair Like it's High School
Criminal Masterminds are Charged With Robbing Joe Burrow's House After They're Allegedly Caught With Joe Burrow's Bengals and LSU Gear
Marcus Freeman Forcing Himself to Watch Ohio State Celebrate Guarantees a National Championship in Notre Dame's Future
Several Reports Say Whistleblowers are About to Reveal a Secret Government UFO Crash Retrieval Program
Congratulations are in Order to Eliot Wolf for Adding Two Players Who Were the Lowest Graded at Their Positions in 2024
It is With a Heavy Heart We Bid Farewell to Jackson Mahomes, Who Says We Won't Be Seeing Him Once TikTok is Banned
Capitalism is Back, Baby! Wall Street Bankers Rejoice: "We Can Say 'Retard' and 'Pussy' Without Fear of Getting Canceled."
Big Thanks are in Order to Netflix for Leaving the Comments On Under the Trailer for Meghan Markle's Insufferable New Lifestyle Show
That Jagoff Eagles Fan Who Verbally Assaulted the Packers Fan Has Allegedly Been Outed as an Analyst for a Firm That Promotes 'Diversity, Insights and Creating Lasting Change'
Karen Read Trial Update: The Prosecution's Year is Off to a Bad Start as the Effort to Block a Key Defense Witness is Denied
Rex Ryan Declared He's Looking Forward to Kicking Mike Vrabel's Ass Twice a Year. But Tragically, as He's Out of the Jets Job.
On Mike Vrabel's First Day on the Job, Let's Remember How He Got Fired in Tennessee Because the Owner Hated How Much He Loved Being a Patriot
